It's Valentine's day and it's raining. Good. I hope all those romantic honeymooners get soaking wet and catch colds. I'll let you in on a little secret. I think Valentine's day is the worst holiday in the world. For those in a relationship, if they need a day to make the other person feel special, you may as well break up already; you don't have an infinitesimal chance of it working out. If you're single, like me right now, it's just a reminder of either 1. That you're pathetically single or 2. Of your exes.
Woopee! Wow, I'm a fucking grinch now.
