Thursday, June 7
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The Onesome Threesome Finale
I was sitting on the train seat beside The Terminator and we looked like two sacks of lumpy potatoes. Our hands lay limp by our sides and our eyes were lifeless except they flared briefly as we spoke.
"They were pretty hot."
The Terminator released a drawn out breath. "Yah."
"Do you want to go back and look for them? It's not too late."
"No. No. No."
The train halted to a stop as the suited salarymen loaded onto the train. It was the start of their long work day. Stepping into the cart, they very quickly closed their eyes to fall asleep standing up.
"So, can you explain to me one more time why you're here and not with them?"
"Think about the pressure. You have two strong, aggressive, good looking women who are going to expect a lot. It's a ton of pressure. When I'm with a women I always have to please her. It's what pleases me."
"I never even thought about that. But it's true. If you're the please the girl type, you're going to have to do twice the pleasing. And no one's ever taught us what to do in a threesome," I said. "Well, unless you want to count pornos."
"And then I'd have to skip work when I'm already not on good terms, and what if I wreck things with XXXXXX?"
We sat in silence for quite some time. At one point, he let out a small beer burp and then settled into a comfortable slouch.
I started to unconciously shake my head as his reasons began to slip from my mind and visions of two naked hot girls replaced them.
"You know, they probably just found some other guy. But let that sucker try to please them both eh?"
The Terminator looked at me and opened his mouth about to reply before closing it and quietly mumbling, "Can we talk about something else?"
"Foursomes?"
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