Ripper Television [commentary] I had this one friend who never understood why people went to strip clubs. I can still remember his desperate voice: "Man, it's just a tease. You never can get off. They just get you really horny then you go home." I could understand what he was saying but I never agreed---that is until recently. I haven't been to a strip club for a long time but I have been watching television for a long time, and it's becoming increasingly apparent that television and strip clubs grow more similar by the season. I can't watch any shows from drama to reality to sitcom without having some hot tease staring me in the face. Television is filled with sultry or just plain beautiful women. It particularly pees me off when they appear on reality television shows. Yah that's reality. I'm a ham for a pretty face and when the show is done, I'm left a little unsatisfied.
