Funny site that has contributions of conversations overheard in NYC.
HERE.
Some that I found particularly funny,
White guy: Yo, what up my nigga?
Black guy: Chillin', bro.
White chick #1: Did you hear what he just said?
White chick #2: Yeah, but it's OK, he said nigga, not nigger.
Guy on cell: No, I'm waiting for the ferry...No, not him; the boat that goes into the city.
Guy on cell: I moved all the way here and now you won't even marry me?
Guy: Well at one point he took off his boots, a while later tried to put them back on. I told him that they were the wrong feet. Then he looked at me and said, "No...these are my feet."
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!
Black guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch.
Woman: Can you please make sure it's a boy lobster? I'm only into boys, and don't want to eat a girl.
Woman on cell: Hi honey...yes, I'm fine...I can hear you...stop saying hello to me. I goddammn hate it when you say hello.
