Friday, April 30
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Its Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
[journal] My dad gets a lot of promotional stuff because he's a family doctor. He'll get the Advil notepad or the Tylenol highlighter or some lesser known brand and *insert stationary here.* The other day I was using a Viagra pen of his, and I thought they had better damn be sure of the quality of the pen when it's clearly phallic in nature. There I was thrusting away back and fourth, to and fro when the damn pen gave out on me! It wouldn't even leak out a little bit ink for me. Now if that isn't irony, I'll have to go ask Alanis Morisette what is.
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