I was at Dominion earlier today buying gravy sauce when I heard shouting, giggles and the sound of things being knocked over. I looked over to see two fucked up girls abusing a styrofoam cut-out of
Sponge Bob Square Pants. They were slapping his face and throwing him on the ground. I took a detour away from them, but later I was forced in their direction again. The nuttier of the two girls -- a small, long brown haired Gina -- looked straight at me with complete recognition and shouted "Oh my god Marz how's it going? Come over here." Just out of curiousity I went over. She turned to me and said "It was so weird Marz...."
I cut her off by asking, "Do you really know who I am?" because -- well -- my name is actually
not Marz.
"Of course I do Marz. Anyways, it was like
sooo weird because I thought I saw your mom over there. Or was I wrong?" At this point I'm totally freaking because I was indeed grocery shopping with my mom and the reason why I had to go back to them was I couldn't find her anywhere else. She continued with "Anyways, do you think I should buy Elmere?" and picked up
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
"What are you on? Seriously."
She laughed at the absurdity of the question: "I'm on the ground silly."
"Of course. How silly of me," I said then walked off. When I was sort of far away she shouted, really loudly, "She-Bangs!" Damn, she owned me good. First with the witty, I'm on the ground comment, then the She-Bangs reference. I got owned by a druggie without any witty comebacks. Of course two minutes later I thought of a hundred cool things I could have said, but much good that did for me.
