Do you know people who really hate having their pictures taken? If you had a webpage and somehow unearthed a picture on the web, would you put it up? I know someone and I believe that I would put it up. If
Tommy and
Kevin were my high school best friends, Cliff would be my university best friend (along with you Dora). He's a dropje-lovin' clog-wearin' dutchman. Okay he doesn't actually wear clogs, but he owns them and that's enough.
If you ever meet Cliff and he ever offers you a bite-sized candy, black in colour, don't eat it. It's called a dropje and it's a common dutch trick they like to play on hapless ignorant foreigners. In actuality they spend the bulk of their primary years developing an immunity to it, eating it in minute doses until it's bearable to digest, bearable to swallow. They offer you some and causally -- almost carelessly -- down three or four saying "Oh man that was good. Try one." The second you put that malignant "candy" in your mouth, they give a shrill laugh and dance around in their
leaderhosen . Okay, at least that's what Cliff did, sort of.
