Saturday, December 6
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Kung Fu Man [journal] For a long time now my family has been seeing this guy we affectionately call, "Kung Fu Guy." My parents tell me that this guy, with his hands, can work miracles. Supposedly he has prolonged lives or even stopped cancer, stopped diseases, etc.... My brother has back problems and has been seeing him. My dad has this leg problem and my mom hands. Anyways, I've stayed away from him because whenever I see him massaging my family I hear these blood curdling screams. The other day I was forced to see him because my parents kept saying he'll help, he'll help. So I did. Anyways, the first day he went easy on me because I was afraid of him, but yesterday, I swear, I thought he was going to cripple me. He smashed his fingers into my back with such force that I thought he was going to dislocate my spine.
If you're not familiar I have this odd blood problem. There's large traces of it in my urine. I've seen all sorts of top specialists and they can't explain it. Kung Fu man says he's found my problem. Kung Fu man says that in 3 sessions with him he'll stem the flow of blood (if he doesn't kill me first). He told me that it's due to some kind of split, something opened in my urinary tract that the specialists didn't catch. We'll see if he works in a few weeks. I'll go get my urine tested again.
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