Thursday, November 20
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Pavlov Basketball [journal] I went to see the Raptors play last night. Unfortunately I sat beside a freak with unbelievably large hands. Okay, this wouldn't be so bad if his unbelievably large hands didn't clap unbelievably loud, unbelievably near my ear. It reminded me of Pavlovian conditioning. They had this one experiment with a kid, Albert, who was placed in view of a cute bunny rabbit. The twist came when they smashed god-damn cymbals near his ear to scare the shit out of him. Eventually poor Albert would freak out at the sight of bunnies and even generalized it to any furry animals. Large hands dude made me piss my pants when the Raptors scored and I should have run for cover when Carter made a dunk.
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