Thursday, April 3
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Conversation with my housemate [journal]
housemate: you're going to laugh at me, but i have to thank you for that story about xxxxx and how she swallows.
me: why's that?
h: everytime she starts bitching at me i just laugh because i think about what you said.
m: what did i say exactly?
h: yo man, like she swallows! only like 5 per cent of girls swallow! holy.
m: shut up, i actually said 5 per cent. i gave you that specific number?
h: yah, i remember, because at the time i was thinking, shit, joe knows his stats.
Off the couch and on the internet i went to investigate how many women spit or swallow. i was unable to find a definitive scientific survey (yah like the government would give a grant to someone to find this stuff out), but the surveys i did find recorded 10-15% of women swallow. now, i found that hard to swallow! *ashamed at his own joke*
a few interesting facts:
- eating fish (alkaline based) will give your seaman a fishy taste (surprise!)
- eating meats (alkaline based) will give your seaman a buttery or fishy taste.
- some dairy products that contain high levels of bacteria (like yogurt) will produce the foulest tasting seaman.
- non-acidic fruits, sweets and alcohol may give the fluids a pleasant, sugary flavour, although this varies from person to person.
want to know more? go here.
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